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Mission: To Draw in April and complete Week 3, 2025! 😀

This week we appear to have stumbled across Professor Shelley Egglington’s Eggery. 

Shelley has been scientifically magicolomising creatures from alternate dimensions to sell in her shop. However, she’s drastically underestimated how long the creatures are willing to stay on the shelves.

Everyone’s got lives to go on with, and their own hopes and dreams to fulfil.

Let’s go shopping before Crayton opens a portal back to his beach house … and I wouldn’t turn your back on Harriet. She’s not as sweet as she seems.

All creatures conveniently packaged in their own egg unit for ease of transport.

* All character bios are the property and fever dream of Fishbird Central. Online orders from Egglington’s Eggery will be delivered 809 days from purchase if they agree to your terms. Ensure to set fire to delivery cartons within 6 minutes as the seller will not be liable for secondary dimensional portals!

IN THIS POST

Harriet Diggery

dog in egg 
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Meet Harriet Diggery! 

Product Description: On Sale $12.59!

Harriet Diggery, is a perfectly coiffed poodle with a pink bow and a past steeped in villainy. 

Raised in the lair of an evil mastermind, Harriet spent her formative years absorbing the arts of sabotage, stealth, and world domination (alongside the occasional treat for good behaviour). 

Harriet now finds herself on sale amid a curious population of doe-eyed humans who coo and offer snacks. 

Observant and calculating beneath her bouncy curls, Harriet has a tendency to bite, so watch your fingers.

Despite the language barrier, Harriet’s intentions are crystal clear – to scout, assess, and eventually bend this docile world to her former master’s grand plan. 

Harriet’s not here to make friends. She’s here to conquer. However she is open to a soft bed and treats in return for your obedience.

Seer Sardines of Sassifrass

fish in egg 
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Meet the 3 Seer Sardines of Sasifrass! 

Product Description: A steal at $57!

Originating from the bubbling springs of Sassifrass, the 3 Seer Sardines of Sassifrass – Zim, Blip, and Karl – possess an uncanny ability to foresee the future.

Just lower your questions into their spring (sold separately) on slips of kelp, and the sardines will answer with an interpretive swim and dramatic splash.

The catch? Their predictions are always accurate … but do tend to be wrapped in the most outrageous sass this side of the Jerulian ocean.

The Seer Sardines will deliver their insights with eye rolls, synchronised tail flicks, and biting commentary that will leave you humbled and slightly damp. 

Despite their size, they hold great sway in Sassifrass, feared and adored in equal measure. Some say they’re ancient beings. Others say they’re just petty little fish with attitude. 

Either way, when the Sardines speak, the wise listen. They’ve also predicted they’ll look great at your mum’s house.

Quentin Rabbit

rabbit in egg 
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Meet Quentin Rabbit! 

Product Description: Only $9.23!

Joining us from Urbeq 789, Quentin Rabbit is, by all accounts, the most average of average rabbits.

Quentin is so ordinary in fact, that he once won a national award for being remarkably unremarkable. 

Recently returned from a failed-sale, Quentin – finding himself surrounded by unfamiliar wildlife and strange customs – accidentally started warping local wildlife back to Urbeq 789 via candy-coated confectionery.

Unbeknownst to Quentin, the chocolate eggs he brought as travel snacks were infused with an unstable quantum compound – triggering instant teleportation in Earth-born creatures. 

PLEASE DON’T EAT QUENTIN’S EGGS PRIOR TO PAYMENT.

Every time Quentin shares a chocolate egg with a chatty possum or nosey duck, they vanish in a shimmering pop and reappear in a heap on his home planet. 

No further returns will be accepted.

Crayton Clawsley

crayfish in egg 
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Meet Crayton Clawsley! 

Product Description: $678 to the right buyer!

Crayton Clawsley has his own oceanfront property nestled in the Coral Keys, a stable full of finely groomed seahorses, and the proud title of Devonshire Tea Champion 3 years running as part of the Mid-Atlantic Afternoon Assembly. 

He’s a bit cross, contained in our cramped glass tank. Please don’t ask him to smile.

Crayton is suffering some mild memory loss however has insisted that he’s not about to be boiled, buttered, or bartered. Not while his seahorses are waiting and the scones are cooling.

Armed with the refined pinchers of a world-class backstroke champion, Crayton may continue to plot his escape, so buyers should be confident in their boxing ability. 

Using fragments of discarded seashells, a decorative compass, and the power of sheer indignation, Crayton has been trying to crack open a portal back to his underwater manor. 

We assume he is good with children.

Leopold Foxer

fox in egg 
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Meet Leopold Foxer! 

Product Description: Fresh off the Fox - only $290!

Leopold Foxer may be the size of a coffee cup, but he’s carrying a mission larger than most planets. 

Hailing from the Glimmering Thicket, a realm of whispering trees and sugar fountains, Leopold tells us he was chosen by the High Council of Foxes to locate the long-lost Book of Foxes. 

Said to contain the ultimate truths of foxdom – “stealth, sweetness, and eternal fluff” – the book vanished centuries ago, leaving only candy-covered clues. 

Lovers of literary fox fiction will be pleased to know they can assist Leopold in his quest. Leopold eats sugar packets, frosting, and dreams. Note that nightmares upset his digestion. 

Despite the teleporting chaos, Leopold remains laser-focused on his mission and is toilet trained. 

Whispers from gum wrappers and scribbles on cereal boxes seem to hint that the Book of Foxes might have passed through this world only 7 years ago!

Librarians may receive a small discount.

Long-Neck Greg

giraffe in egg 
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Meet Long-Neck Greg!

Product Description: Free

Long-Neck Greg has seen things. 

He’s outlasted meteor storms, won arguments with asteroid serpents, and held his ground during the Great Intergalactic Negotiation of Plorp-7 simply by refusing to move. 

As the most stubborn being in 5 roving galaxies, Greg didn’t ask to be teleported to Earth and is now being a real pain the neck.

Greg has decided our shop is the perfect place for a well-earned rest, and will lie to your face. He will scheme. He will monologue for hours about zoning laws and the benefits of a good poo. 

Greg claims to be a rare tree spirit, a government experiment, and once, rather successfully, a very tall cow. 

Our neighbours have started a petition to burn our Eggery down if Greg doesn’t leave, but Greg said he doesn’t mind and might enjoy the warmth. 

Free, please. No returns.

Terry Bubblefur

mouse in egg 
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Meet Terry Bubblefur! 

Product Description: $789,023 + cheese tax.

Terry Bubblefur is not a mouse. Customers looking for a mouse, should look for a real mouse.

Sure, we know Terry looks like a mouse – tiny whiskers, twitchy nose, adorable scampering feet – but if you look closer he’s actually a deeply vengeful pile of long-forgotten cheese rinds brought to life by a strange combination of moonlight, mildew, and sheer indignation. 

Once discarded, ignored, or nibbled around the edges, these cheese scraps have fused together with a single mission: infiltrate the world of rodents, earn their trust, and reclaim dignity for all the cheese that was ever partially chewed.

To other mice, he’s weirdly a squeaky little legend. 

To the cheeses of old, he’s a mythic avenger. 

Please think of your in-house cheeses prior to purchase. Terry may yet grow into a Swiss Dachshund. 

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